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Paul Scheer's Blog: Here Are My Top 10 Reasons I Love Abercrombie and Fitch...
Here Are My Top 10 Reasons I Love Abercrombie and Fitch...
1.) I love going to clubs but I hate their lack of cargo shorts.
2.) I can't get enough techno
3.) Salespeople who DON'T want to help you.
4.) They save energy by using the least amount of light possible.
5.) Great place to meet pedophiles.
6.) I need everyone to know exactly where I got my T-Shirt (A& F Lacrosse Rules!)
7.) No uglies!
8.) Did I mention the Cargo Shorts?
9.) Best place to buy clothes before a Date Rape
10.) Comfortable Leather Chairs which are great for reading the Classics.
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i burst into flame whenever i try to enter A&F, so this was enlightening.
You can always find something to wear to the delta tao ragin cajun frat party there.
Funny! But where’s the ampersand?
I love Abercrombie. It’s that bastard, Fitch, I hate! F you Fitch! F you in the A!... Sorry about that little tantrum, Paul, but I should let you know that Fitch and I have had some “words” in the past. Some real talk. I don’t really want to get into it here, but let me just say there was a situation, and yes, it involved a girl, and yes, shit got seri... more >