Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR APRIL 14th...
I PIQUED MY OWN CURIOSITY WHEN I SAW THIS AND SAID TO MYSELF... SELF CAN YOU THINK OF MORE THAN ONE CAPTION.
I CANT, SO ILL PUT THE TASK TO Y'ALL. GOTTA FIND MORE THINGS FUNNY AS THE ONLY ANGLE I CAN SEE...
WINNERS: JOELEETHREE SEZ...
Another fantastic photo from the Davemeister! Also some very funny captions. Lots of excellent captioning competition.
Honorable Mention:
Sabre419
"With only vinyl, silicon and peroxide at his disposal, MacGuyver came up with this."
Say Mac, you got a minute?
Bronze
Lizardladyfla
"She's no longer taking requests, they had nothing to do with music."
Does that include humming?
Silver
dwheeler
"New Chuck E. Cheese opens in Sweden."
Does she do after parties? Ya?
Gold
Zookeep
"DOUBLE DJ
I'd sure like to double up on those babies.
Congratulations Zookeep! Cap on bro!
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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, queef no evil...
DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR APRIL 14
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But other than those four spots, you can cum anywhere you like.
I'll take the one who doesn't talk. You can have the one who won't fuck.
So then, all of you are OK with anal, right?
The four horsemen of the Apocolypse were a lot more fun than expected.
The Director's Cut for Planet of the Apes was WAAAYYYY better.
Jimmy!....Jimmy!...JIMMY! Get up. Time to go to Sunday school.
The fourth little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home.
Father Dave makes a surprise visit to the convent.
Batchelorette number three, do you brush or douche?
Just my luck, the tity fuck chick is the smallest.
But, she seems open to oral.
Surprising, 4 hot chicks and no shoes.
New rules at the Bunny Ranch.
Boy, the oral surgeon's waiting room has changed.
Gives a whole new meaning to love seat.
There is no evil, Only Very Good.
Facial no whore, hear no whore, finally no whore speak, and stuck up whore.
Can you spot the married woman?.....yeah, you got it...the last one on the right...
Actually the married on is #3!
The girls don't want to know nothin' about the pre op tranny on the couch.
I'm seeing,hearing,filthy,pussy captions.
I've got a foot fetish so we'll be just fine.
No matter how many times Hef explained it to them, the bunnies at the mansion couldn't get the hang of Hide and Seek.
Move along, nothing to see, hear, say or fuck here.
"So girls, I guess that's four no's?"
The movie critics give their opinions on the new "Hannah Montana" movie.
"Nudes, party of 4, your table is ready."
"So I lied....I'm not Brad Pitt."
ghosts of girlfriends past....
Fun, Fun, No Fun, No Fun.
see, hear, speak no evil is fine for you all, but oh lawdy...i just gotta have something to do with my excess time!
hey, i never claimed to be one of Charlie's Angels!
waste not, want not, that's my motto.
See no Evil...
Hear no Evil...
Speak no Evil...
My Sex Life.
I SEE YOU CUMMING
I HEAR YOU CUMMING
I GLUB GLUB YOU CUMMING
I LEAK YOUR CUMMING
If only they had bacon bras & cheeseburger panties,
I would supply the yogurt
No, ladies... that's not what I meant by "Cover up before you catch cold."
Auditioning for new show called "Guess Which Part Of My Anatomy I Trimmed Or Altered?"
Like my bicycle combo lock,if ya get em in the right order they all open up!
Body language says it all.Blind...Deaf...Dumb,and Hell No !!
Instead of come hither, I'm getting the Don't cum in here look
After discussing their least favorite place of penetration, the producers hired "Girl #4" to star in, "Skull-fucking 3".
Too late!
Yea I'd br trying to hide my dick too
When did naked chics get so conservitive?
1, 2, and 3s reactions are normal to # 4 saying wanna see my weaner!
HUEY, DUEY, LOUIE AND SPEWY