Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR APRIL 13th...
I DUNNO... I THINK THE LADY DOES A GREAT BJ... WHADDA YA THINK.
II HAVE IT FROM TWO OF MY SOURCES THAT THE WINNERS WILL BE HERE SHORTLY..
WINNERS: DRWHO AND G SEZG man and I worked it out. Here are the results: How about we each pick ones we like and see if there is agreement. I liked these four:
Honorable Sesame Street Mention goes to billstap: One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong....
Bronze goes to the bronze lizardladyfla: O.K.,she's earned her stripes.
Silver striker goes to Ed Colon: As soon as she strays from the herd is when I, the predator, will pounce!
The golden trophy mounter is JoeLeeThree: That's not the kind of mounting I was talking about.
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Oh yeah. She's a total lesbian....damnit!
Blonde had trouble remembering how to play the record.
Is that Ina Goda DaVida she is about to play?
You gotta see this. She mixes with her boobs.
Oh there's music playing?
she can slip my disco anytime
Are those her nipples or little 45s?
I've heard this song before. Play one with your ass.
You spin my head right round when you go downtown.
Ironically, she only plays Gospel music.
DJ BJ
you wrote your boobs off as a business expense, didn't you?
she only plays one song, but she is totally worth the 1100 dollars.
Aren't those things on her nipples the things we used to put in the 45s to make them fit on the record player without having to switch to the larger spindle? (The younger ones are saying to themselves, WTF is he talking about?)
If I can just get the bass just right....Oh yeah there it is! Oh, more drums, oh yeah that feels sooooooo good!
Just a little incentive to stay tuned.
There was a big party for Holly...she went platinum.
Don't like her music?.....tough tits!
I have always had one of those weird fetishes with women and vinyl...
She really knows how to handle that knob =D
When at the music store, she buys her records right off the rack...
Them's stacks of wax!
(Now that's an old forgotten reference)
Tina adjusts her woofers.
Let's play "drop the needle."
This is one some redneck asshole yells 'go home and be a dish jockey!'
DoubleDJ
I vill now play 99cm luft balloons.
The Prom entertainment committee got it right! However, they were suspended for the rest of the year.
MY GOD!!! She handling the albumn all wrong! Everyone knows you are supposed to hold it by the edges!
She's no longer taking requests,they had nothing to do with music.
You can tell she's playing "Love to love you baby"
The spin stops here,scratch that....Play "I touch myself" by the Divinyls.
"Oh no, is she playing FEELINGS again? I'm outta here!!!"
"I may be a blonde, but I can spin the "wheels of steel" with my eyes closed. I just forget to fully dress myself.
Why doesn't anybody dance?
Judging from the nipple discharge, I'd suggest she get a mammogram immediately.
oh, noooo...she lopped off her ears and put them on her wrists!
only from a chick...look at the two bottles on the table behind her...hmmm...milk jugs?
I know where she can put my needle.
The surgeon misplaced her nipples during surgery and had to use Christmas ornaments.
New Chuck E. Cheese opens in Sweden.
My friend told me that DJ Tur-nips is the breast.....I mean, best in the business.
Rated the best Gregorian Chant DJ in Nebraska.
You ever try to do the "Cha Cha Slide" with an erection??... No?
... Um... Me Niether :-)
With only Vinyl, Silicon and Peroxide at his disposal, MacGuyver came up with this... God Bless you Mac.
My Birthday Party: Stupid clown making Baloon Animals.
My Brother Timmy's Birthday Party: This...
And they wonder why I don't come to Easter dinner anymore....
Look Ma, no bra!
What, no EYE POD, how old school.
Nice jugs, should you have water that close to electronics?
Baby got front!
Once, twice, three times a ladeee..God Damn look at those TITS!!
I love DJ Areola
I go psycho when my new joint hit
Just cant sit
Gotta get jiggy wit it