Monday June 30, 2008
Since I'm guest blogging this week at Funny or Die, I figure I'd let you know a little bit about me.
FACT 1: I used to work at MEN HEALTH MAGAZINE
HERE ARE SOME ARTICLES I PITCHED THAT WERE TOTALLY REJECTED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF....
The Amazing Abs of the Al Qaeda
379 Ways to Tell Fat, "To Go Fuck itself!"
Cloris Leachman Still Sexy at 80!
Why Tongue Kissing a Dude Doesn't Mean You're Gay!
Fitness Tips From a Fat Guy
Bench Pressing with Stanley Tucci
79 New Places to Masturbate
Knitting - Do You Have all The Facts?
13 Exercises for your "Junk"
EXCLUSIVE: Barry Manilow Answers Your Q&A's
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“Why Tongue Kissing a Dude Doesn’t Mean You’re Gay!”
- That topic, my friend, could work extremely well as a self-help book. In fact, I’m pretty sure this is exactly the type of thing that gets Random House chomping at the bit. You write it, and I’ll help you get it published. I smell a best-seller.
I say we join together and boycott Men’s Health Magazine. They clearly wouldn’t know a good idea if it shot them in the face.
Thanks for that Paul. Now there are 80 new places.
Cloris Leachman Still Sexy at 80!~ is the most intriguing pitch you have! How dare they crush that!!
I’ve never read that magazine, and if articles like these are getting rejected, I can’t see why I would start now.
I can’t believe the junk exercises didn’t make it. I’m extremely self-conscious about the musculature of my penis and dick-ups just don’t get it done.
Can you send me those 79 places? I keep getting caught in my neighbor’s Little Tykes Playhouse.