Here’s a few reasons why guys like girls… I didn’t write this… just found it years ago and thought it was worth holding on to. Seems a fitting time to re-post it.
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’
18. Actually … just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we don’t admit it)!
23. The way they say “I miss you”
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore…..
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them … it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
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26. The way they attempt to kill your dreams and steal your soul.
27. The way their vaginae feel.
28. The way they never shut the fuck up about that one time you did something that pissed them off, that you can't remember.
OMG Westsideslant is on a roll...Just when you are getting sick of FOD a gem like this comes up. I want to hear what Funnebone says.
29. The way they look after 8 or 9 beers.
30. The way they track you down from Texas to Florida, having bought Depends so they don't have to stop for a restroom break, even though you told them it's over and you're not going to leave your wife.
31. The way they shoot your wife in the face after you've dumped them.
Agreed- love the animation- really cool!
Ok to early in the morning for mushy
How about the way they make you laugh,even at their own expense ??
Give us credit for dealing with your silly ass when you're drinking,and we're sober.
"Give us credit..."
Point taken. Credit given.
:)
This is just stereotyping. None of these apply to my grandma.
You love to squeeze our ass !!
Yes ass squeezing of the fairer sex is indeed a joy.
Thank God for Westside and Mike, as this had brought a tear to my eye... Now I can laugh again...
I know it's a tad late... But I must repeat myself... I Hate Valentine's Day!!!!
The way the scent in the nape of women's neck enhances testosterone production to pre-recession levels.
36. The way they have ginormous fun-bags.
36a. I think the technical term is "boobies".