Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR FEB. 12TH
I GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS PICTURE. Y'ALL DO THE TALKING. CAPTION AWAY...
WINNERS, CHADDER SEZ...
here's a quickie winner's list. sorry for the delay and the brevity.
sabre419 takes the gold medal:
"Drive Thru?" ... On second thought, I'll just masterbate.
drive thru...just cracks me up!
second place is reserved for christopher7murphy:
To make room for all, please move to the rear.
an anal joke, gotta love it...
and finally third goes to lizaredladyfla for:
The Lot-lizards are now advertising at truck stops.
i think i was 35 before i knew what a lot lizard was...the name does it for me!
thank you for your support and tip your waitress'!
WINNERS, CHADDER SEZ...
here's a quickie winner's list. sorry for the delay and the brevity.
sabre419 takes the gold medal:
"Drive Thru?" ... On second thought, I'll just masterbate.
drive thru...just cracks me up!
second place is reserved for christopher7murphy:
To make room for all, please move to the rear.
an anal joke, gotta love it...
and finally third goes to lizaredladyfla for:
The Lot-lizards are now advertising at truck stops.
i think i was 35 before i knew what a lot lizard was...the name does it for me!
thank you for your support and tip your waitress'!
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This match is scheduled for ONE FALLLL!
OK, I'm out...going for a lobotomy so they can slice out the part of my brain that will remember this image.
Gina immediately gave Bill butt to mouth in an attempt to revive him.
The classical Victorian roof of Grant Wood's American Gothic is expertly reproduced using a human chin and 324lbs. of pure Texan BBQ...
(Smothered): Ok, you're funny, now get off me dave!!!
"Asphyxiation Destination" was not so popular for Nintendo's Wii
Guess which one is Rosie O'Donnell?
The most disturbing PEACE symbol ever recorded....
Are those elbows or crushed footballs?
Way to ruin that $11 Bed in a Bag from Walmart....
Finally, the real cause for Helen Keller to go blind and Amelia Earhart to crash...
Poor, conjoined twins.
Seized video of the advanced interrogation tactics used at Guantanamo Bay.
That's one way to hide from the cops.
This is why we have CPR videos and classes, to avoid accidents like this one.
Snorting cellulite again, eh?
I like Fatback in my pork too !
He died of acute ass-phyxiation.
Can you draw a circle to make the Mercedes logo?
This Muff diver needed a snorkel.
His cries for help were muff-eled.
Duff it feel guuuud Darlin ???
Diver down !
He got a case of the bends,and needed a Hyperbaric chamber.
" Leonard Nimoy is taking this fat chick 'art' thing a liiiiittle overboard "
Bob wanted a new start at life. But climbing back into the womb wasn't working for him.
Dr. Paul was known for giving great nose jobs.
Tastes like chicken! NOT!
what to do when the poison mushrooms don't work...
"that'll teach you to give me a 'dutch-oven', you bastard!"
THAT GUY GIVES GOOD SHIT-HEAD
"does this smell funny to you?"
BOBBING FOR GERBILS
martha helping her husband paul go for the world's record for holding one's breath...
"are you sure this is the proper way to apply breathe-right strips?"
"no, paula, your keys aren't there either."
HERE I SIT
BUNS A FLEXIN
SHITTIN OUT
ANOTHER TEXAN
THE PROFESSIONAL BOIL SUCKER FINALLY FOUND THE BOIL, DEEP INSIDE HER COLON. THERE WERE BUGS & DEAD MICE & COB-WEBS ALL AROUND. JUST AS HE WRAPPED HIS LIPS ON THE BOIL & BEGAN TO SUCK, THE LADY FARTED! HE POPPED HIS HEAD OUT & SAYS "GEE LADY, YOU TRYIN TO GROSS ME OUT"
HE'S HAVING A BOWEL OF CEREAL. IT'S " NUTTIN RAISIN HONEY"
What a bummer!
NO CELLULITE ON THE ASS, BUT THERES SOME ON THE BICEP/TRICEP AREA?? GET THE FUCK OUT
BOB STARTED TO SHUDDER AS HE BLEW UP THE LOVE DOLL
The prescription for a boner lasting more that four hours.
The oddest siamese twins... EVER!
Jim wasn't too happy with the location of the air hole on his new doll
Are babies usually born with that much chest hair??
Obeesus & Butthead
Biggest goddamn breach baby i ever seen.
When I told you to get your head out of your ass, I didn't mean for you to stick it up somebody else's.
Spelunkin'
Thats all kinds of wrong!!
OK! NOW I see the martini glass. (look again, you'll see it)
He wanted See-food for dinner.