jason2k1's Blog: Jason's Haiku Contest 2/7
dkent writes:
Deer Rape really seemed to be the way to go on this one. Good imaginations everyone.
Bronze: Borrowed Time - Curves, swerves, turns and bumps
Can be found on any road
Deer rape is new though
Silver: Williboy - NOTICE ALL THE SIGNS
BUT NOT THE POT BEHIND THEM
NICE CAMOUFLAGE JOB
Gold: MacSpruce - Slippery when wet,
big tits, soft shoulders ... horny
stags are no surprise
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Congrats MacSpruce. Just in case winning is starting to feel old to you, here's a picture of what some might do when they're really felling old.
Deer Rape really seemed to be the way to go on this one. Good imaginations everyone.
Bronze: Borrowed Time - Curves, swerves, turns and bumps
Can be found on any road
Deer rape is new though
Silver: Williboy - NOTICE ALL THE SIGNS
BUT NOT THE POT BEHIND THEM
NICE CAMOUFLAGE JOB
Gold: MacSpruce - Slippery when wet,
big tits, soft shoulders ... horny
stags are no surprise
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Congrats MacSpruce. Just in case winning is starting to feel old to you, here's a picture of what some might do when they're really felling old.
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Seniors out to sea
Old diapers aren't very dry
Someone change us please
One thing is for sure
Everybody loves the beach
Glad it's not nude one
ba dum ba dum ba
dum ba dum ba dum ba dum
we need bigger chairs
now I can't stand it
surely had jumped the shark now
sick of watching Lost
These wheelchairs are wet
But our plastic explosives
Bring a tsunami
Who the hell pushed us
Out into the rising tide
Must be infidels
Fucking terrorists
Think we are willing to die
Knee deep up shit creek
First time they wetted
Their unquenchable dry Sahara
In one hundred years
"I hear eskimos
cast the old adrift on ice."
"Yes, how barbaric."
The tide's coming in.
When's your son coming back with
our cash and jewelry?
Withered away
salty sea spray
Do my feet look wrinkled?
There ought to be laws
for putting us out to sea
and waiting for "Jaws"
Dont know the lingo
that these surfers are saying
lets go to Bingo
We're just two old bags
with our faces like leather
and ev'ry thing sags.
Time long ago
Feelings below
I think I caught one Ethel!
We used to go to
the beach to meet guys, but now
to meet our maker.
I'm so excited
Spring Break is gonna kick ass
Dead Sea here we come
TWO SEA LESBIANS
LAPPING ON THE BRINY DEEP
OH THEY ARE SO WET
Mildred and Aunt Flo
Just got high with Michael Phelps
The dick ditched them there
No nursing homes here
We dump our old in the sea
Communism rocks
How did we get here?
I really dont remember.
What year is it Dear?
Killed Superman and
Batman beware Aquaman
Babooshka Duo
Raceing for pink slips.
Doesn't matter anyway,
Engine is flooded.
Martha, you crazy
Bitch. You KNEW we were near the
End of the damn pier!
OR:
When visiting a
Pier in wheelchairs, make sure the
Breaks are working well.
ME AND MY SHADOW
SITTING IN THE SEA OF LOVE
JUST DRIFTING AWAY
THIS IS REALLY LAME
TRYING TO DROWN AND OL DAME
SHAME ON YOU SON,SHAME
WAVES WASH OVER US
AS THE SANDS OF TIME WILL DO
SOON THIS WILL BE YOU
CRABS BITING MY TOES
SEAGULLS NIBBLING AT MY NOSE
MY PUSSY IS WET
IM GETTING SO COLD
WHO KNEW I WOULD GET THIS OLD
TO BE THROWN AWAY
QUIT MAKING BUBBLES
IT STINKS ENOUGH AS IT IS
YOU DIRTY OL WHORE