DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR FEB.1ST
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COME IN JAMAICA!

"Wait a second, you aren't my husband."
"Wait a second, you aren't my boyfriend."

Who was that masked man?

now thats lucky

Uh, sure. These bathing suits are water proof. Why do you ask?

The Emperor's New Swimsuit.

Is anyone really surprised that there are no sandprints on her hands?

It was an almost perfect crime, until they dusted for prints.

Their names? Sandy and Wade.

What? You never seen a couple of clam diggers before?

"Call the police. I was molested by a sea monkey."

Atheists mock "Footprints In The Sand"

"Is that the glint of a telescope or camera over there Horatio?"
"Can't tell Gladys ... let's stand here a while anyway".

Beyond beauty and over the waters lies nothin' much.

Could we make it, Simon? Yes, Portia - I think so.
When should we begin, Simon...soon? Yes, Portia - when the horizon turns a grey/blue/green tinged with an orange/tangerine/aqua tone.

If for some inexplicable reason you get tired of looking at this photo, come check out another one:
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/13458

The Sand Man wants to come out of the closet, slowly making his mark.

have fun scrubbing out the sand

They both got crabs on their Club Med vacation.

"Hedonism Resorts Pictures" by Seymour Heiney

"Assprints": another inspirational poem.

Professor Wally Winkleman's study of the declining Bearded Clam population is a hands on project.

Booty Nudie Beach

Hans, Christine Sander's son, found himself a little mermaid.

"Enter Sandman"

Another banned poster to entice people to come to Florida. Personally I don't need to be enticed.

If you like Pina Coladas,and getting caught in the rain.And the feel of the ocean,and the taste of champagne.............you know the rest.

near as i can tell, the only way to get the handprints in that position is in the "69"...er...position!

unless she was sitting on his back riding him like riding a pony backwards...and if i remember correctly, that's NOT how you do the "reverse cowgirl"

ONE GRAIN OF SAND IN A CLAM AND YOU GET A PEARL
MANY GRAINS OF SAND AND YOU GET A PEARL NECKLACE

My, my Reader's Digest. What a racy cover you have this month.

If this won't get more people to watch Lost, I don't know what will.

Careful folks, there's crabs in them sands.

Nice Ass!!!! Yeah Woooo! Ya know what, hers aint bad either!!

I think someone saw us... Quick, act natural.

I love the beach..it's my favorite place....hands down

she's cranky because she has too much sand in her vagina.


(thanks christopher)

I fucking hate Cinemax! Really, I'm not 14 anymore. Knock it off with the romance, and spit on it for fuck's sake!

Come to Bonita Bay: unless you haven't had anything altered, then don't even bother

I liked watching you guys play nude football on the beach, while Kenny Loggins blared over the boom-box. But...what was with all the congratulatory ass slapping? Isn't that a little fruity?

You should see what he did to his dick!

I have had it with your dirty ass pictures!

I have been wondering what happen to Rick Springfield...good for him!

"I told you sharks eating surfers was hot."

Your no Brooke Shields and this isn't really a lagoon...ah what the hell.

I spend all goddamn day around here dusting my hump and all you have to contribute is that you gave your ass a high-five, Danny?! Real classy.