jason2k1's Blog: Jason's Haiku Contest 1/9
A hearty thanks to those who have posted and commented. We are off to a really great start with this thing.
LeatherShorts writes:
Wow. Bestiality, Big Words and Britain. Bangers and Mash to everyone
and thanks to Jason for letting us play. And the Tony goes to…
The man in ALL CAPS with a liver the size of Texas, Phukuhp.
Solid from start to finish, with a double meaning.
THE DRIVER DID SAY
YOUR TRUNK MUST BE IN THE REAR
THATS ANOTHER TALE
2nd jessicaligula
Rhyming and off the beaten path, brrrrrilliant.
The elephant blues
Pacaderms with whiskey urns
Take me to the bar
3rd roblee;
Hallucinating is funny. Some of my heartiest laughs were under the influence.
I ate shrooms last night
Elephants haunt my morning
Did you see that shit?
Honorable mentions:
Jimbo for Who stole my peanuts- I love the thought of an elephant on a revenge mission.
hairlesspet for joining the circus- Liked the idea of the elephant explaining himself with some wit.
bg6
for Only in the U.K. - yeah, W and many of our leaders have completely
missed it, but our neighbors across the Atlantic have more than their
fair share of, to quote Monty Python, “Wankle Rotary Engines”.
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Now quit your congratulatin' and get back to haiku'in'.
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Juxtaposition
Priests with sense of humor or
Just coincidence?
Not to be blatant
but i prefer boobs to god
"I'm at Racers" too
If I hurry Up
I can peek in at racers
and still get to church
Dancer Sweet Cherry Pie
pays her way through Sunday School
by bearing her girls
Red, the Devil's hue
Blue and Gold for God's goodness
Green Herbs for me Please!
I must still be Drunk
This BillBoard claims it to be...
Jesus a stripper?
Sinning's always fun
But irony truly makes
it feel quite divine.
Oh my sweet Jesus
when you reveal yourself thus
Communion I'll take!
I'll go to the bar
I am in a dillema
my wife works there too
I went to racers
And Dallasburg Baptist Church
Got baptized by fire
If my wife looked thus
To confess to sodomy
as a sin we shall
Here's my dilemma:
I have but one dollar bill.
G-string or coffer?
To sin or not to
I have a choice to make yet
Doll House,or Gods House ?
Redneck Paradox
Momma sayz "get you to church"
I sayz "get me laid"
In a town of few
there are as many pervs as
there are godly nuts
I looked for a sign
To tell me where to get off
And it wont be church
Dude, did you see that?
Yeah, that chick was smokin' hot
The church fails again
Look Honey a deer
Darn it must have run away
Next right you go shop
You take the high road
And I will take the low road
Be home tomorrow
Noah's great rainbow?
No, my eyes are fixed upon
Desolation Row
May I play for you?
Dance, grind, two drink minimum.
Ba rump pum pum pum.
Don't need my eyes fixed.
I can clearly see where I'll
be within the hour.
Pissed, I'm at Racers
I took the road more travelled
'Made all the difference
On the road to hell
Jesus may save some time, but
Racers are faster
I see it this way
Looking over either sign
Will bring redemption