Location: Smoking Room, Freakscene, Cork City, Ireland.
Time: 1.35
Setting: Smokey?
Some dude is staring at me. I've had a few drinks and I decide it'd be a good idea to confront him. But by the time I get to him I've already forgotten my gripe with the fellow and I decide to introduce myself. 

(Shake hands with aforementioned stranger) 

Rory: 'Hey how are you?'

Stranger: 'Good Good'

Rory: 'Yea'

(still shaking hands)

Stranger: 'I jack off with this hand'

(we stop shaking hands)

Stranger: 'What hand do you use?'

Rory: 'Well I have to use both hands'

(stranger looks confused)

Stranger: 'You have 2 dicks??'

Rory: 'What?'