Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR DEC. 20th...
AS A CHILD IT ALWAYS SCARED ME ABOUT SANTA COMING DOWN THE CHIMMBLY WHEN THERE WAS A FIRE... I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
THIS IS THE PROOF I WAS LOOKING FOR... NOW CAPTION ME YOUR FEARS ABOUT HOW SANTA GOT IN... I DONT KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN THIS PARENTS LEAVING GIFTS THINGIE... WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT.
JIMBOBALOUIE SEZ===>
Here's my picks.
FIRST PLACE: Laticia was determined to prove Santa comes more than once a year. Dnbwilcx (I love the play on words-nailed it for me.)
SECOND PLACE: I'm getting a little a-head of my schedule this year. lizardladyfla (Big chuckle!)
THIRD PLACE: You can suck all you want, but I already came down the chimney. awryone (Nice word play, again! That's funny!)
HONORABLE MENTIONS: BLOW HO HO!! WHAT THE CHU
and Here comes the egg nog. Snvetha (The visual!)
Happy Capping! jimbobalouie
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Welcome to the Kris Kringle Barbeque
ho ho ho! ho, ho, ho! ho h-AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAH
thats what you get for bringing me coal!
Darnit, not one reindeer. Guess we gotta go to Arby's.
Don't let Mrs. Claus know, but Santa is fah-laaaaming!
MY CANDY MELTED IN MY STOCKING...WAAAAAAAAAAAH
MOMMY,SANTA'S BURNING,I WANT MY NEW DOLL,IS HE GOING TO HELL ?
Santa's dead because you were naughty.
"CLAUSE AND EFFECT" OF WAITING UP TO SEE SANTA,THERAPY FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE
Can you get your daughter to shut up? We have to get our story straight.
(song) Santa's nuts roasting on an open fire, jack frost picking up the bones...
I SAID I WANTED A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE LAST YEAR! SUFFER YOU FAT FUCK!!!!
DAMN IT DAD! You picked a fine time to get romantic with mom, told you santa was real!
Photoshop!! Thank you Santa, I'm going to use it right away!!
Don't cry honey, it's all part of mommy's little plan.
holy shit! It's childude's sister!
Yeah! We get to have a Christmas dinner after all.
The burn pattern looks suspicious. I don't think this was an accident.
The Nightmare after Christmas
Stopping fucking screaming and call 911!!
Drew was so good in Firestarter!
Apparently, Daddy saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause as well.
He ate the last cookie!
I hate the smell of bacon!
Spontanious Human Combustion vs Santa Claus: This week on Mythbusters!
Marvel Comics Present: A Ghost Rider Christmas
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, children screaming in my ear.
Tho it's been said many times, many ways....
Phukeduhp Christmas to youuuuuuuuuu!
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to!
Little Julia's mother converted their family to Judaism immediately to try avoid this kind of situation in the future.
It's OK honey, stop crying. That's not REALLY Santa, it's just Daddy PRETENDING to be Santa!
And the pony is still on the roof
I see DEAD PEOPLE
Where are the stockings?
How much alcohol do you have to have in your system to burn like that?
This would be funnier without the kid.
I'm scarred for life, thanks DAD!
HOT! HOT! NO! Don't touch!
See...Mommy warned you!
Hello 1-800-needshrink, my Dad just fried Santa
Damn it! there goes my Christmas presents as well
But one who in whoville did not forgive the Grinch for stealing christmas and decided vigilante justice was the way to go.
I wish I had this camera, when my kid's screaming this close to camera, it always throws off the focus.
the Adderall gift card came in handy that year, I can tell you