Dave (phukuhp)'s Blog: DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR DEC.17th...
AFTER A HARD DAY SHOPPING AT THE MALL ME AND MY WILD FRIENDS HAVE TO SETTLE DOWN SOMEHOW.... WHY DOES THIS NUT CASE ALWAYS INSIST ON BEING FIRST... C'MON BOY PUFF PUFF PASS... AND ALL YOU MERRY PEOPLE OUT THERE CAP CAP CAPTION... (C'MON DUDE SUCK THAT SHIT, WE ALL TIRED OF WAITING)...
GONNA START MIXING SOME SANTA STUFF IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, JUST TO HELP YOU GET YOUR JOLLIES AND YOUR HOLIDAY CAPS ON. WANT TO WARN YOU NOW THAT ONE OR TWO WILL BE A LITTLE ON THE XXX-MAS SIDE. MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE PICS BEFORE YOU LET THE KIDDIES PEEK.
SABRE DONE SED...
Winners!!!
Ok... I had to think extra hard for this one... as Yoda is such a prominant figure in my religion... as are Anheiser Bush, Douglas Adams... and the ALMIGHTY ODIN!!!!
.... ok... winners... right.....
1st- bipolarboy: Fear not the Player. For fear leads to anger and anger leads hate. Hating the player, the way to the darkside is. (HELLS YEAH!!! MAD YODA LOVE IN THE HIZZY!!!... damn I sound so white when I say that...)
2nd- ketteelf: Bogarting the joint you are! (I've actually heard this line.... over an actual joint... And I laughed just as hard then... NO I DON'T SMOKE THE CHRONIC!!!)
3rd- phukuhp: YOUR HANDS ON MY JACK OFF ( A booze joke, a Yoda joke, and a masterbation joke... all rolled into one.)
Honorable Mention- trident: Tell me not tomorrow what tonight did I (as we have all said on an occasion or fourty. )
This has honestly been my favorite one to judge, hands down... so much so that... I sought out help.... just because I wanted the joy to be shared... awesome job to all!!
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Nope, it's cashed. Pack me a green hit motherfucker!
Snoop Squirrel in the house bitches.
Lil' guy plays a wicked game of hacky-sack.
Straight to DVD this holiday season: "Cheech and Alvin's Green Christmas"
So yeah, the Disney money ran out, and suddenly instead of chasing after tail all day long I'm all alone scratching my own nuts, ya know? Last time I saw Dale he was whoring himself out to those creepy old men in the park...
Pete tends to squirrel away whatever pot he has for fear of his shrinking nut supply.
How the fuck did you think the cap guy's gerbils and such got through their day???
Yeah... I've know a few "Wake and Squeak's" in my day...
Yo... Dude with the lighter... check your shoes... you'll find something else that's the "Stickity Ickiest"....
"I gots the nuts, if you gots the rocks!" ... (Yeah... it's a pot pic... but the randon crack joke still has it's place!!)
Crap, the one time I end up getting the placebo!
After a long day of running around in circles, I really need something to take the edge off.
Alvin recalled, "The hard part was training that stoner to hold the lighter steady."
This is what happens when you sync up Alvin and the Chipmunks with Dark Side of the Moon.
I've been storing nuts all my life, but EFF that, I'm packing my tree with THIS SHIT!
See, even the Chipmunks have wild backstage parties
It was later found dead in its own filth, pills everywhere, blood streaming from its nose and a used needle by its side.
Theodore was the one chipmunk who's problem with Alvin went away once Dave flicked the Bic.
Alvin and the chipmunks get their best ideas when they are high
They inhale Nitrous-Oxide,before their lines too
This photo landed Dave in court, and Alvin, Simon, & Theodore in foster care.
You can get high from smoking acorns?! They're all over my front yard! Why am I at work?
Thanks for the love, and why am I capping this one if I'm goign to be judging it?! I really have to read things before I sign or respond to them. Why am I still typing?
ALVINNNN! what r u doing?
This beats a mouth full of nuts.
This explains so much about Dale.
Crackheads have too much free time.
Days later, the chipmunk awoke in a pool of acorn and Cheeto vomit,
his ass sore and his back sticky.
DUDE, Hurry Up and light the shit! I have to get back to Celebrity Rehab. Dr.Drew is an anal bitch!
At his lowest, Dale sold-out his best friend Chip for a lousy one hitter.
When we come back to True Hollywood stories, we'll explore Alvin's Drug addled teen years, his alcohol addicted adulthood, and finally his death of old age at three years old.
Dale LOVES the day after his yearly Disney piss test!
Comming soon to theaters... Alvin the chipmunk playing Willie Nelson!!
Alvin, after blowing off his gig with Theodore, now wallows in the gutters of Chimpmonkton.
A Scene from , "Chip and Dale's Ecellent Adventure"!
Apparently the Chipmunks are the opening act for the "Cheech and Chong" Reunion Tour.
scuze me while I kiss the sky
Ya, smokin' the seeds sure beats eatin' em!
So this is why Chipmunks love pizza!
While waiting for the Chipmunk sequel to begin filming, Simon has been singing back up for Willie Nelson.
The 9 striped ground squirrel of central Colorado (names do for the number of stripes on his back) has become so comfortable with his human co-habitators that they have taken to adopting human culture, this includes eating nuts, screwing chicks, packing glass "tobacco" pipes, and shouting phrases like, "Repack that shit...I don't wanna hit a cashed pipe..Dumb bitch"
Theodore will have to wait for the release of the chipmunk friendly smoking accessories, or, as the po-pos call it, Pair-a-fa-neel-ya!
I may just be high, but i swear i see a ground squirrel taking a hit!
Harold and Kumar go to Boulder, Colorado!
Listen hear WHITEY, Spark this up or get the hell out of the way!
I swear, Sabre sent this pick of him and buddies before he chose yesterday's winners!
WARNING: Side Effects of inhaling the smoke of Cannibus sativa may include: giggles, munchies, misconstruing reality, hallucination (but not like on acid) kicking it with your pals while your 3 year old sibling drowns in pools, watching your buddy blow his head off with his fathers hand gun, hitting a child on his bike as you exit the drive-thru at your fast... more >
How does this fit in with Darwinian Evolutionary Theory?
Deja Vu!
Poor squirrel doesn't have opposable thumbs, damn you evolution!
I'm still not impressed!
AUSTRIAN ALPS CHIPMONK.....REEEEEEE CO LAAAA
This is what happens when chipmonks drop out of school!! dammit knowing is half the battle
I think WILLIBOY meant "Reeeeeee fer upppppp!"
[Insert generic anti-pot rhetoric bullshit here]
Pot don't kill people, inhaling smoke which displaces oxygen in the alveoli of the lungs, thus disrupting and eventually lowering the oxygen concentration and capacity of hemoglobin in the blood stream (which in turn lowers the amount of oxygen delivered to each and every cell in the body) kills people...and in this case, Chipmunks! Be cool, save a chipmunk!
2374 AD: It is an Earth ran by rodents; where Humans are subjugated and Chipmunks rule over all sentient life.
Hey man, I got a joke for ya bra..."What do you call a religious squirrel?"
"Chipmunk....ahhhhh get it bra man?"
dude, I think little squirrel needs take another hit...he's talkin nonsense man.
How Richard Gere chat's up his Saturday nights ;)
The Richard Pryor Story: Starring Chip n Dale. Here we see Chip's last few moments before Dale and the rest of the Rangers all exclaimed : "OOOoooo!"
I don't like my chipmunk smoked
It's cool he's got glaucoma
I just thought it was bunk.
Little bastard still lives in his mom's nest,but in the basement.
=Will this make my helium voice go away?