Weird! This is my BLOG comments. How did it end up in here?

Here it is again anyway for everyone….

This is a little shout out to all the awesome forum gang. Some newbies, and of course the ones there right from word go. We have some amazing talent and some freakin hilarious people amongst us. I look forward to reading whatever golden crapola that gets writte... more >

Weird! This is my BLOG comments. How did it end up in here?

Here it is again anyway for everyone….

This is a little shout out to all the awesome forum gang. Some newbies, and of course the ones there right from word go. We have some amazing talent and some freakin hilarious people amongst us. I look forward to reading whatever golden crapola that gets written, and most of the time, I am left in stitches. So thanks forum buddies for my daily laugh on the best site on the internet.

With that said, I shall leave you with a joke…

A German boat sent out a radio distress signal, and was received by Captain Franz Snitzel.

“Mayday mayday, I’m sinking I’m sinking!!”

After a lengthy pause, Captain Franz replied.

“Yes? Vot are you sinking about?”

Love yas oxox ~Emma

I have this weird rabbit tattoo on my back… any suggestions?

tarafara said:

how much do clothes cost in the matrix?

iamastrongman said:

This place is like the tunnel in Matrix Revolutions where Neo can’t get out until the scary train dude with mullet says it’s ok to get on board.

I have this weird rabbit tattoo on my back… any suggestions?

tarafara said:

how much do clothes cost in the matrix?

iamastrongman said:

This place is like the tunnel in Matrix Revolutions where Neo can’t get out until the scary train dude with mullet says it’s ok to get on board.

take the blue pill

theactorseries said:

I have this weird rabbit tattoo on my back… any suggestions?

tarafara said:

how much do clothes cost in the matrix?

iamastrongman said:

This place is like the tunnel in Matrix Revolutions where Neo can’t get out until the scary train dude with mullet says it’s ok to get on board.

take the blue pill

theactorseries said:

I have this weird rabbit tattoo on my back… any suggestions?

tarafara said:

how much do clothes cost in the matrix?

iamastrongman said:

This place is like the tunnel in Matrix Revolutions where Neo can’t get out until the scary train dude with mullet says it’s ok to get on board.

A woman is walking down the street when a homeless woman grabs her leg and begs her for money to buy food.

She pulls $10 out of her purse and says “Are you sure you’re not going to buy wine with this money?” “OH NO, I quit drinking many years ago!” The homeless woman replies.

“Are you sure you’re not going to go shopping?” She asked.

“Shopping?” she replie... more >

A woman is walking down the street when a homeless woman grabs her leg and begs her for money to buy food.

She pulls $10 out of her purse and says “Are you sure you’re not going to buy wine with this money?” “OH NO, I quit drinking many years ago!” The homeless woman replies.

“Are you sure you’re not going to go shopping?” She asked.

“Shopping?” she replies “I have no reason to go shopping I just need to eat!”

The woman looks at her for a bit longer and asks “are you sure you’re not going to go to a beauty salon and get your hair and nails done?”

“No no” the homeless woman replies “I am just trying to stay alive, I have no reason to go to a beauty salon.”

The woman put the $10 back in her purse and says “well I’m not giving you any money, but I will take you out to dinner with me and my husband tonight.”

“But your husband will not want me there, I’m sure I look terrible and smell bad, they probably won’t even let me in the restaurant!”

The woman replies “Well that may be true, but I want my husband to see what will happen to ME if I quit spending money on wine, beauty salons and shopping!”

I think Turnems is the one who might spontaneously combust ..wink..

JANSSEN said:

does this fact makes angelfisher susceptible to spontaneous combustion ?

turnems said:

Lets talk about how hot angelfisher is! She is so hot, her hair is already dry before the blow dryer comes on!

I think Turnems is the one who might spontaneously combust ..wink..

JANSSEN said:

does this fact makes angelfisher susceptible to spontaneous combustion ?

turnems said:

Lets talk about how hot angelfisher is! She is so hot, her hair is already dry before the blow dryer comes on!

Or will I???? I am glad to see Emma is back!

Emma said:

I think Turnems is the one who might spontaneously combust ..wink..

JANSSEN said:

does this fact makes angelfisher susceptible to spontaneous combustion ?

turnems said:

Lets talk about how hot angelfisher is! She is so hot, her hair is already dry before the blow dryer comes on!

Or will I???? I am glad to see Emma is back!

Emma said:

I think Turnems is the one who might spontaneously combust ..wink..

JANSSEN said:

does this fact makes angelfisher susceptible to spontaneous combustion ?

turnems said:

Lets talk about how hot angelfisher is! She is so hot, her hair is already dry before the blow dryer comes on!

Yeah - so am I! I mean this part of the sentence with Emma in it.

turnems said:

Or will I???? I am glad to see Emma is back!

Emma said:

I think Turnems is the one who might spontaneously combust ..wink..

JANSSEN said:

does this fact makes angelfisher susceptible to spontaneous combustion ?

turnems said:

Lets talk about how hot angelfisher is! She is so hot, her h

Yeah - so am I! I mean this part of the sentence with Emma in it.

turnems said:

Or will I???? I am glad to see Emma is back!

Emma said:

I think Turnems is the one who might spontaneously combust ..wink..

JANSSEN said:

does this fact makes angelfisher susceptible to spontaneous combustion ?

turnems said:

Lets talk about how hot angelfisher is! She is so hot, her hair is already dry before the blow dryer comes on!