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Clarington Shpoo's Blog: Ed Asner is insane
The hairy, troll-like former TV hunchback wants to unionize internet content . This means that as far as he's concerned, all of you who like to star in and post your own films need to be shut out until you join his union, the Screen Actors Guild. He feels that non-union content on the internet is a threat to himself and his overpaid cronies, and that only certified, card-carrying members of SAG should be able to perform in front of a camera, regardless of where it's aimed. So you see, kids, it's not just about shutting you out of Club Hollywood, it's about shutting you out of everything ...Or making you pony up a couple of thousand a year to belong, like Scientology.
Furthermore, he feels that if you want to watch an old episode of Matlock or some such unmarketable crap that you downloaded off the web, that you need to pay for it, and Andy Griffith (or whoever, I don't mean to pick on Andy) needs to collect a royalty. From you.
You're a fascist, Asner, disguised as a leftist bleeder, just like Rob Reiner. It's all about controlling everyone else's lives instead of worrying about your own. You're worse than Bush, because at least he wears his colors for all to see. Up yours, hypocrite – I hope that the masses you're trying to betray rise up and drive you out of your gated community, security walled, million dollar fucking house.
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Nice! I’m already in SAG. Not the Screen Actors Guild. My boobs.
To top it all off, last night Ed Asner raped my dog! He put a roofie in my dog’s dish (coincidentally, my dog’s name is “Woofie”), and then had non-consensual intercourse with my dog. Reeeeal sicko.
luckily it’s just ed asner, and he’s gonna die soon.
Old Hollywood has absolutely no inkling of how the internet works; the fact that the WGA strike emptied the pockets of thousands of innocent day workers over, among other things, non-existent ‘internet money’ (as was so beautifully lampooned by South Park), illustrates that there’s a tremendous lack of understanding. At best, all the internet is ever gonna ... more >
He can talk all he wants, it would never happen. I can’t even imagine how they would even control something like that. It would definately start an uprising. You’re right he is insane.
Big brother???
what is with this weird Logan’s Run gene trip for these people? They turn into Pat Buchanan! why I love your profile pic…as for Asner the creepiness seeped through as Guy Banister in JFK/—-gee this is so mighty white of him!) darn..I’ve just mastered the intricacies of bit.torrent dammit…) now I’m grummpy
Soon we’ll have to pay to upload…sounds ridiculous today…but, man, can’t anyone share creativity anymore?
Did he write this statement or did he upload it on youtube for free? I’m worried that the wildwest days of www are soon coming to a hault by fear mongers.