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I'm sure you've asked yourself this question before about "certain" friends' and their children, but now there is a site that shows you all of the people who definitely should not have a kid.

Here's a few samples:




For the full collection go to: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Stoned Wallabies Are Making Crop Circles

The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southern island state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eating the poppy heads and hopping around in circles.  Of course, it's not like they are smoking it - but they certainly are hard at work.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmaker Lara Giddings told local media on Thursday.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," she said.

For a long time people have believed that crop circles were created by aliens from other planets but it has actually been tweaked out wallabies.

Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," said field operations manager Rick Rockliff.

Australia produces about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates.

Authorities in Fargo, North Dakota said a Stark Country sheriff's deputy was arrested with his mother after the deputy vomited on people at a Kenny Chesney concert in Fargo and refused to leave.  Obviously, the deputy had no desire to miss any of the Kenny Chesney concert that he so richly deserved.  Police Sgt. Mark Lykken, said 26-year-old Justin Krohmer, and his mother, Susan, whose husband is the Ada, Minn., police chief, were jailed on charges of disorderly conduct and resisting or obstructing an officer.

Lykken said Justin Krohmer was asked to leave the Fargodome at about 11 p.m Saturday, after vomiting in front of him, but he refused to do so, Lykken said 47-year-old Susan Krohmer pushed police officers.  Susan Krohmer is the wife of Ada Police Chief Wade Krohmer. Their listed phone number was disconnected and a message left at Wade Krohmer's office was not returned.

Let this be a warning to all future deputies who might be interested in having a bit too much to drink at a Kenny Chesney concert.  At least stick to the rules of the No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem Tour with Kenny Chesney.

A frustrated principal at PS 17 in Williamsburg is in some trouble after a screening of Camp Rock, the Disney film featuring the Jonas Brothers, went horribly wrong.  On May 29th, an auditorium full of Brooklyn school kids, some as young as 5 years old, got a special screening of Camp Cock instead.  After 45 seconds of the special film, teachers screamed "Don't look at it!" and frantically tried to turn it off. If that wasn't good enough, the parents of some of the school kids were saddened and shocked to hear what had happened.

One parent said, "My daughter is 6 years old; she doesn't need to see that, I don't even like to kiss in front of her because I think she's too young."

Rona Easton, mother of young Cass said, "My son told his friend he saw a naked lady at school."

Rona, continuing her horrible parenting revealed, "I thought he was just being silly.  It's appalling."

I'm not a parent yet and I don't want to judge, but I think I might be inclined to believe my child when he talks about naked ladies, it's a good start.

Sometimes you post your pictures on the internet and not think anything about it.  Besides a few people at work seeing your falling down drunk photos over the weekend, you don't really care who sees them.  You might have to re-think that after what happened to a mommy Blogger named Danielle who writes ExtraordinaryMommy, a blog dedicated to her musings and her family.

Danielle posted a picture of her family for a Christmas Card that ended up going a lot further than she thought.  Here is the original photo:



Then a college friend in the Czech Republic noticed some familiar faces. 





Not sure if they can get in on any modeling royalties, but it sure is a great honor to be the face of mail in Prague.

It's hard not to love everything about this story and I have to give ultimate kudos to the folks at Huffington Post for unearthing these quotes, so I think we should all sit back with our pipes and enjoy these words from the early leaders of our country.  If you find one, leave a comment and I'll add some of the best in:

"Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica." - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

"Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth&protection of the country."
- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President

"Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere."
- George Washington, U.S. President

"We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption."
- John Adams, U.S. President

"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed. Nowhere is this more clear than in the laws against possession of marihuana in private for personal use... Therefore, I support legislation amending Federal law to eliminate all Federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to one ounce of marihuana." - Jimmy Carter, U.S. President

"I inhaled frequently. That was the point." - Barack Obama, U.S. President

"The war on drugs has been an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our nation's marijuana laws." -Barack Obama, January 2004

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, renown scientist, astronomer, astrochemist, author and TV host

"Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual growth of the hemp fields?" - Henry Ford, whose first Model-T was constructed from hemp fibers and built to run on hemp gasoline

"Prohibition... goes beyond the bound of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded" -Abraham Lincoln

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." - Albert Einstein quote on Hemp

"That is not a drug. It's a leaf." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California

Let's end with a quote from one of the most clueless U.S. Presidents, who evidently thought of himself as an authority on cannabis:

"I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast" - Ronald Reagan

h/t: Robbie Gennet