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Bhob Johnson

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I was bitten by a zebra as a child, my mother took me to see strippers for my 16th birthday and I lived with a 250-pound sow named Gwendolyn. Over the years, I have earned money as a food dicer/slicer demonstrator, “bad art” salesperson, official photographer for the National Whistler’s Convention, improvisational comedy performer and artistic director of a children’s theatre.