Hall of Fame
I eat scramby eggs with scissors. I had at least Two ideas stolen by NASA. Every Tuesday I bathe in unicorn milk. I have a Thirteen year old ice cube in my freezer named Jones that I don't have the heart to use. I save my semen in an antique licorice jar. When I was ten I buried a time capsule full of pictures of me humping my sisters stuffed animals. I found that letting your friends scream into a pillow is a great way to help them relax before you murder them. When im drunk I randomly sucker punch people twice my size OR half my age. Im always drunk. Group sex on acid is a great way to meet leprechauns.