Yo Bill, guess what I'm doing? Watching a little show called SNL! What up with that?

Happy New Year Monsignor Murray! May every thing you do in the coming year be better,brighter, and bigger than it was in 09! Have fun big guy!

When you appear in front of a grand-jury you have the RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Yo Bill, what's the difference between a hearing in front of a grand jury and a guest appearance on the David Letterman show?

Bill, when are we going to see that one man show? The one where it's just you on stage doing that thing you do? Now go be funny and I mean it. (Think of you telling Eric Idle that on SNL in Dec 1978 and the joke works better). Oh yeah, Kate Bush must have looked kinda freakish with that hair of her back then. However, you tapped that ass didn't ya?