What I've Said

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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 

I remember watching this the first time it aired on SNL ... Still the funniest short EVER!

You eat it like that!

(posted about 1 month ago)

 
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McCain's Roommates from FOD Team
McCain's Roommates

More!!!

(posted about 3 months ago)

 

I heard all the people in this video have the most extraordinary genitals.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
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Worst. Powers. Ever. from Skyler Caleb
Worst. Powers. Ever.

I hate that I love it.

(posted about 4 months ago)

 
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Denver from Chad Fogland
Denver

Priceless!

(posted about 5 months ago)

 
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Loosen up my butthole from Michelle Thorn
Loosen up my butthole

Holy shnikeys …

(posted about 5 months ago)

 

... Or Home-invasioned. Priceless!

(posted about 6 months ago)

 
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The Jogger. from Nate Hartley
The Jogger.

It’s good you didn’t spill that on your shoes.

I like this video because your parents can’t blame it on me. Farting is one thing, but this?

(posted about 8 months ago)

 

Can’t wait to see LITTLE BIG MEN!!!

P.S. I gave to the McLovin Fund and, the next day, a kid that punched me, when I was in second grade, got trampled by an Amish buggy horse.

(posted about 8 months ago)

 

You’re out of control, sir.

(posted about 8 months ago)

 
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I'll Help you be less Fat from Fred Simmons and Joe Lo Truglio
I'll Help you be less Fat

Can’t go wrong with Lotruglio!

(posted about 8 months ago)

 

Coulda used Uncle Petey when I was growing up … sigh.

(posted about 8 months ago)

 

Man … My sister did the same to me when I robbed my first bank. It tore our family apart.

(posted about 8 months ago)

 

Who on earth has the nerve to vote a DIE on something Patton Oswalt does. I can only assume that Bush is involved.

(posted about 9 months ago)

 
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The Tutor. from Nate Hartley
The Tutor.

If I didn’t know better, I’d think I was in this movie.

(posted about 9 months ago)

 
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The Package. from Nate Hartley
The Package.

Nate, those boxing lessons are paying off. Your fist sounded like a Louiseville Slugger into a side of beef when you hit that other kid’s face. Punching is power.

(posted about 9 months ago)