"I wrote this for a short film contest that my acting class was holding. When I was in high school, we measured confidence not by prowess on the football field, or academic achievment, but by how comfortable you were with your faults ... Farts included."
"This is like being served a steak and thinking "That's not steak! That looks like shit that was shaped to look like steak!" But the waiter insists it's real steak. So, you reluctantly take a bite, and realize not only is it steak, but it tastes even bet"