"Well ... I wrote it, so I'm a bit predisposed to liking it, aren't I? But, I also like ice cream. In this video, I eat ice cream. So, watching it, makes me remember how much I like ice cream."
"It's simple, it's short, and it still has a beginning, middle and end. Plus, Nate really cold-cocks that other kid. Hits him like a champ. Makes me proud."
"I wrote this for a short film contest that my acting class was holding. When I was in high school, we measured confidence not by prowess on the football field, or academic achievment, but by how comfortable you were with your faults ... Farts included."
"These guys are like Tim and Eric, only with slightly less genius and WAAAAAAY more angel dust. I hope to see a lot more of them in the future. Pick a booger prize out of Winston's nose!!!"
"This is like being served a steak and thinking "That's not steak! That looks like shit that was shaped to look like steak!" But the waiter insists it's real steak. So, you reluctantly take a bite, and realize not only is it steak, but it tastes even bet"