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I really miss you! Send me a private message and give me your FaceBook address. Please!... more »

http://comedywhirled.com/profile/theDIRTYmidget

I really miss you! Send me a private message and give me your FaceBook® address. Please! xxxxxxxxxxoooooooooo♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You’re beautiful, Dogface. Do they still call soldiers dogfaces? Well, they did in WWII, I swear. xo.

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You’re beautiful, Dogface. Do they still call soldiers dogfaces? Well, they did in WWII, I swear. xo♥.

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Hey, did you notice my little DEVO chimp is holding a wrench, too? xxxooo♥♥♥.

“hmmmph this will be the third message count em third i have left you.”

I sincerely apologize for being so slow on the uptake, Sweetie.... more »

“hmmmph this will be the third message count em third i have left you.”

I sincerely apologize for being so slow on the uptake, Sweetie. I seriously thought I had only missed one other one besides this one, and it’s funny that you wrote this one on THE SAME DAY I had just been thinkin’ about ya’ and wondering if you were okay and that I was a schmuckin’ fuck for not findin’ out. It’s also been a busy 5 days since you left this last one.

“bad midget no pie put up your mittens and start to cry. lol ...”

Before I even got to the ‘no pie’ part, I lost my shit and burst out laughng over the ‘bad midget’ part. I definitely have to get a T-shirt made. I did put up my mittens and started to cry ... with laughter.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MAN.”

Same old shit. No money. No love. No drugs. No fun. But I shit a lot and very healthily, so it all evens out. As Beavis would say. “I poop too much.”

“should of known to never trust a hippie.”

Pseudo-hippie at best. Yeah, most people I’ve ever known who have seriously considered themselves hippies were assholes. It’s really a shame that The Dream died so early.

“so how ya doing.”

I’m happier than I should be for being such a loser. How are you? Safe? Out of harm’s way? Have you ever told me where you are? Are you allowed to tell me where you are? If it’s sandy and hot, hide under a camel (Ha-ha!).

“well i have a puppy in custody and just to let you know if i don't get a reply i will commence to snippin off its nuts and superglueing them to the tip of its tounge. to harsh?”

That’s pretty motherfuckin’ harsh, but also hilarious. When I first read ‘commence to snippin off its nuts’ I roared. Holy shit, that’s funny. ‘Commence’. But more importantly, are you ‘fixin’ to commence’? And will this take place anywhere near The Ce-ment Pond?

“i always get carried away with the animal cruelity threats sssshhhhhh don't tell peta please they said next time they are not fuckin around oh have a video to show you just a little more of ME!!!! thats always a brighten day go getter huh?”

OH ... MY ... FUCKING ... GOD. Those videos were the most absoutely fucking hilarious things I’ve seen all month. You are a scream. And actually even hotter than I thought you were, and I already thought you were. You guys looked like you were having such a good time doing nothing, and, for as gross as you were eating that Big Mac®, it made me want one, and I still thought you were cute as hell (after I puked. Ha-ha!). When you said that it was the best one you ever had in your life and you realized and didn’t even care that you were probably eating ‘the McDonald’s® worker’s sperm’, I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Now I really want to finish one of the videos I’ve been working on for my website-that-seems-like-it-will-never-premiere-but-really-will,-honest, just so I can force some of MY obnoxiousness on YOU. [ I watched a little bit of your other 2 videos, too, but I suddenly felt like I was being creepy and nosy, so I stopped. The bits I saw were really cute, though. I didn’t really even get far enough to get a clear idea what L looks like (my monitor is small, I’m really nearsighted, and the lighting was dim), or to figure out who she is. Yours? Really cute though, until, as I said, I got embarrassed and stopped. ‘Bad midget.’ ]

I hope you are doing fine, Dear Heart, and that you get home safe. Would really like to meet you some day, and hear you fart in person.

Lotsa, Lotsa Love, You funny, funny little mischief-maker, you.

Bruce. xxxxxxxxxxoooooooooo♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

(P.S.: Your videos kind of reminded me of mine, because one of our gimmicks is that my buddy talks to me from behind the camera, but we never see him. I would’ve liked to have seen your buddy, though. She sounds cute. Damn fine camera-work, too. xo♥. )

havent' talked to you in ages dammit how is it hanging? should be to your... more »

havent' talked to you in ages dammit how is it hanging? should be to your knees righ since you don't have far to go lol. just wanted to stop in and say hey i am a facebook junky so i don't get on er much. smiley facccccceeeee