Video BORN STUPID
Added BORN STUPID
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"Ellen, the oldest. Graduates top of her class, is a pediactric gastroenterologist. Me, I'm the youngest. I don't even know how to spell that."
Time: 3:55
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Views: 139
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Rating: 67% Funny
Video Does Anyone Here Speak English?
Added Does Anyone Here Speak English?
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"After an hour all the kids were there and that's when I realized there were parents. All the children had been escorted by their NANNIES."
Time: 2:55
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Views: 275
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Rating: 86% Funny
Video INTRODUCING MY FAMILY - THE SELFISH'S
Added INTRODUCING MY FAMILY - THE SELFISH'S
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Another episode from BERNTHIS.COM - It's been four years since Jessica's family last flew out for a visit and after only four hours, Jessica remembers why.
Time: 3:43
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Views: 204
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Rating: 64% Funny
Video Pick Me, Pick Me, Pick Me!!
Added Pick Me, Pick Me, Pick Me!!
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"I looked at that pure caucasian face and was wracked with guilt that I didn't marry, Qui Wong, the TA from my junior year poly. sci. class."
Time: 4:49
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Views: 167
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Rating: 75% Funny
Video Help, I Need a Pony
Added Help, I Need a Pony
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"...and if he only has two testicles, that's okay too. I figure if Sheryl Crow could have lived with it, well than why couldn't I."
Time: 4:26
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Views: 104
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Rating: 67% Funny
Video IF HITLER GAVE ME A WAX JOB
Added IF HITLER GAVE ME A WAX JOB
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"It was like Hitler had gone down on me and all he left behind was his logo."
Time: 4:15
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Views: 194
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video I Can't Even Sell Cancer
Added I Can't Even Sell Cancer
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Even my own father told me, "I'm not donating" and then proceeded to hang up on me.
Time: 2:53
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Views: 68
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Rating: 67% Funny
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