What I've Said

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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 
Forum Post
Topic: Dating Advice? Anyone?

Forum: General Discussions

don’t date?

(posted about 15 hours ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Corrupt a wish

Forum: General Discussions

granted and you can’t stop eating and you get fatter, fat and then really HUGE!!!

i wish the sunshine came back so I can tan my pasty legs

(posted about 15 hours ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Finish this sentence.

Forum: General Discussions

i’ve no life or friends and i need something to break my serious addiction to masturbating coz i’m slowly going blind

i wonder what would happen if the lift…

(posted about 15 hours ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: This or that

Forum: General Discussions

well it’s wet right now (the weather that is – we english only ever speak of the weather, donchya know?)

mouse on a mouse mat – or the little twiddly thing (or that pad thing) on your computer keyboard

(posted about 15 hours ago)

 

ajcoyote said:


If it were me I would make fun of her, but try not to sound stuck up.

ditto – a golden opportunity not to be wasted

(posted about 15 hours ago)

 

StoneHead Man – does what it says on the tin

(posted about 16 hours ago)

 

Coldcut – True Skool (The Qemists Mix)

(posted about 16 hours ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

the lager or the 4 legged kind????

True – both counts – one tastes nice and goes very well with a curry (thank you very much), the other, well looks damn fine if you ask me – but then I’ll get hunted, skinned and some twat will be either wearing me on their emaciated bo... more >

(posted about 16 hours ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Breast Milk For Sale

Forum: General Discussions

probably more – mind it’s good to keep abreast of current social developments

(posted about 16 hours ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: The Last word. . .

Forum: General Discussions

fag (as in cigarette)

(posted 8 days ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Paul McCartney

Forum: General Discussions

...and may I add, Paul’s controlling & narcissistic behaviour brought about the demise of his second marriage to the lovely Heather Mills McCartney as she mentioned many many and many times on British TV before and after the divorce trial where she tipped a glass of water over Paul’s law... more >

(posted 8 days ago)

 

jackson pollack

(posted 8 days ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: This or that

Forum: General Discussions

ooo – I’d go with the Cap ‘n’ Crunch with Crunchberries coz it sounds bloody brilliant & gorgeous.

picnic in the park OR lunch in a posh luncheonette

(posted 8 days ago)

 

still Fluke’s album Puppy – great way to drown out the underground world while commuting in London.

(posted 8 days ago)

 

new one on Channel4 in the UK…called the Inbetweeners – early days yet – seems to have potential.

(posted 8 days ago)

 

I watched CSI last night (the original, and some say the best) and according to Grissom it’s all down to String Theory.

(posted 9 days ago)

 

unless you use the power of the fart? But then you’d still need to buy the beans…

Ryan George said:


you still have to pay for wind

(posted 9 days ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Bad Taste Slogans

Forum: General Discussions

posters across London a few years ago. A picture, close up, of a womans breasts (nothing else) and the strap line: weapons of mass distraction. And what was it advertisiing? A budget airline. Of course!

(posted 9 days ago)

 

A track from Fluke’s album called Puppy (finger in the air sorta stuff)

(posted 9 days ago)

 

I’m around and will be back with a vengeance…but have to sort out the broadband problem. I feel disconnected and sad and really really lonely.

(posted 9 days ago)