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The peanut butter was laced is fucking brilliant. I'm drawing a blank and then see that. I'm sitting this one out. Who knows if it will win, but I can't top that.
Deadliest Catch: India. Unexpected and funny. I'm the last two responses below. WTF?
I was gonna do dance but yours was better.
Perry. Funny.
"The prettiest Williams sister, Jesse, skipped tennis and went straight into modeling". ...don't see how this one can be beat
Time Flys when you're having fun... and this is what is does when you're hungover.
Dear Lady- last night you came home smelling like Dog. I can't stand not... more »
Dear Lady- last night you came home smelling like Dog. I can't stand not knowing where you stand, so I have decided to take my ninth life. -- Whiskers
(sign behind the broad) "Due to Capacity Limits - Batman has to stand outside this enormous auditorium..."
Comic-Con -- aka "Revenge of the Nerds".
Momma's gotta go to work - remember no talking when the dog walker comes to take you out.
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