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This video is further proof to me that this whole Charlie Sheen fiasco is... more »

This video is further proof to me that this whole Charlie Sheen fiasco is really the most elaborate PR ruse known to man. Winning.

MOVIE PROMO ANNOUNCER:
Jasper . . . had a dream.

JASPER:
I'm gonna be the... more »

MOVIE PROMO ANNOUNCER:
Jasper . . . had a dream.

JASPER:
I'm gonna be the first sea tortoise to fly.

RANDOM B ACTOR:
Yeah, when pigs fly.

MOVIE PROMO ANNOUNCER:
But no one believed in him.

JASPER:
It can be done, dad. I just know it can.

JASPER'S DAD:
No one's heard of a G D flying tortoise. No one!

MOVIE PROMO ANNOUNCER:
Until one day, four gray headed codgers saw the possibilities.

CODGE #1:
Have you seen the size of those flipper fins?

CODGE #3:
Gentleman . . . let's make this tortoise fly

MOVIE PROMO ANNOUNCER:
Starring . . . Eli Wallach, Congressman Ron Paul, Ron Howard's OTHER brother with nappy long hair, and Randy Cross. From the makers of Gladiator and Robin Hood . . .

Four Codgers and a Tortoise.

CODGE #2:
Fly little buddy . . . *whispered* fly.