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Step Brothers Interview Montage (01:53)
Brennan and Dale interview for jobs together.
From Will Ferrell
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"Mind Match" by the State (03:36)
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Morgan Spurlock's "30 Days of Night" (03:20)
The "Super Size Me" creator becomes a dark child of the night for his la...
The Fuxedo (00:55)
Available at www.thefuxedo.com. Stuckey & Murray have launched their line of f...
Beef and Stu in PEZ Power- The Meth... (01:16)
On an average day in an average suburb, witness a confrontation between Beef, the ...
Trick Shots (02:15)
Mark is tired of everyone saying his awesome trick basketball shots are "fake...
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Recovery Room (02:10)
President Dave McBrayer was shot in the head and he is now fighting for his life i...
Fresh Prince of Gotham (01:40)
The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes.
Song downloadable on mys...
Fuck the Pain Away sung by Miss Piggy (02:36)
Miss Piggy and the muppets take on Peaches "Fuck the Pain Away".
Red Carpet Club
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FOD WIRE: Thu, Jul 24, 2008
Written by Kris Sundberg and Ryan Saylor. Illustrated by Kris Sundberg.
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"Looking at those two big, white cocks makes me want to choke my little chicken. Wait, that’s not what I meant."
- niv2six
"“Naaah, let the farm sleep for a couple more hours. We play Foster Farms this afternoon and we’re not even close to being ready.”"
"“So what are you saying? That I can dodge soccer balls?”“No. I’m saying that when you’re ready…you won’t have to.”"
"Well Done Boys. Game Over !"
- perc
"And if your erection lasts more than a day & a half, like this one, see your physician as you scream in agony."
"I grew up on a farm with chickens that played soccer. Actually, it wasn’t a farm… it was an island…and they were sharks… and there was no soccer… we would just swim fo..."
"it was like jorge was frozen in time…a chance to win the big game..he had waited all his life for this moment…unfortunately time never thawed."
- phukuhp
"I wonder if I can digitaly change these two roosters into cats, so I can think about pussy for awhile"
- phukuhp
"This was the winner of the ESPY for best soccer play of 2007."
"Over 500 captions about cock, shows what’s on everybody’s mind…—yeah, T-Shirts."
"Looking at those two big, white cocks makes me want to choke my little chicken. Wait, that’s not what I meant."
- niv2six
