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Video EPISODE VIII - THE SEARCH FOR VOLVAKOK
Added EPISODE VIII - THE SEARCH FOR VOLVAKOK
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Views: 134
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Rating: 74% Funny
Article Operation Munchies
Added Operation Munchies
by Austin Girl
Popeye's Chicken is predicting record profits as legalization of medical marijuana has now reached 13 states."We're building 250 locations within stumbling distance of the marijuana distribution ce...
Views: 93
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article DUCT TAPE ROMANCE BOOK?
Added DUCT TAPE ROMANCE BOOK?
by Austin Girl
Last night, the temperatures plummeted to an irritating 51 degrees. In Texas, this is damn cold. Yes, I'm a predictable whimp who craves hot chocolate during *wicked winter months. Noting I was ou...
Views: 163
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article CONFESSIONS OF A FAT BASTARD: #5
Added CONFESSIONS OF A FAT BASTARD: #5
by Austin Girl
CONFESSION #5: Fat
Bastards are stuck in the 80s. They are love-struck dogs hopelessly obsessed
with donning Ray Ban’s and watching “Risky Business” in their white boxers.
This warped obsession ...
Views: 192
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article FAT BASTARD
Added FAT BASTARD
by Austin Girl
http://confessionsofafatbastard.blogspot.com/This is in response to Clay's game. My word is 'FAT' or just 'BASTARD.'
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video ALIAS: AUSTINGIRL
AddedArticle Katie Holmes Calls Fat Bastard a Pantyh...
Added Katie Holmes Calls Fat Bastard a Pantyholic
by Austin Girl
“Fat Bastard is a pantyholic,” confirmed Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise’s wife, who left the private party laden with eight grand worth of Chantilly-lace panties. Holmes then tossed Fat Bastard...
Views: 75
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Fat Bastard Wins Prickness
Added Fat Bastard Wins Prickness
by Austin Girl
Ballimore,
MD—In an effort to convert Fat Bastard to an alternate lifestyle, the seventy-three-pound
Beagle was lured to a gay dog infield party at the Preakness hosted by four
dr...
Views: 225
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Fat Bastard Whines to Fat Bastard's Wines
Added Fat Bastard Whines to Fat Bastard's Wines
by Austin Girl
Click Wine Group
Attn: Peter Click, President&CEO
808 Howell Street
5th Floor
Seattle, WA 98101
Dear Mr. Click:
I have a bone to pick with you…I got my paws on a bottl...
Views: 163
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Fat Bastard Sucker Punches Triumph the ...
Added Fat Bastard Sucker Punches Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
by Austin Girl
Las Vegas professional boxing ring announcer and former child-star, Michael Buffer, took a lady-like swing at super heavy-weight boxer Fat Bastard. Fat Bastard absorbed the punch by blocking the b...
Views: 231
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Rating: 50% Funny
Web Series AUSTIN GIRL
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That's What She Said
I love you
Dreaming of 'Kookies.' *smile*
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OMG! I found you! How was your Thanksgiving? Hugs, Austin Girl
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Austin Girl has returned from Kazakhstan where I rode camels & ate ungodly... more »
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