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Expert advice on peeing with a boner, constipation, finding out your gay, horseback riding, pole vaulting, swing dancing... more >

Expert advice on peeing with a boner, constipation, finding out your gay, horseback riding, pole vaulting, swing dancing, and abduction. Don't forget pube trimming and a close up weener shot! < less

Santa and his band of merry Elves drink beer, make toys, read Christmas letters, sew shirts, and shoot up Attus Apparel.... more >

Santa and his band of merry Elves drink beer, make toys, read Christmas letters, sew shirts, and shoot up Attus Apparel. Santa gets raped! Happy Holiday < less

In celebration of the Fourth of July, Attus Apparel has made a little video called Blowed Up Shirts. It is a spoof on la... more >

In celebration of the Fourth of July, Attus Apparel has made a little video called Blowed Up Shirts. It is a spoof on last months Shot Up Shirt. The video contains fireworks, explosions, unicorns, tigers, destro, cobra commander, and plenty of stupid antics from yours truly. Enjoy and have a great Fourth of July. Stay Rad and wear Attus! < less