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"I don't believe in New York. ...The state, not the city." -Uncle Toast "This muffin recipe calls for 6 sparrow wings and an aardvaark? Ok, new gameplan everyone, get yer saftey scissors - we're going to Baton Rouge to hunt 'vaarks." -... more »

"I don't believe in New York. ...The state, not the city."
-Uncle Toast

"This muffin recipe calls for 6 sparrow wings and an aardvaark? Ok, new gameplan everyone, get yer saftey scissors - we're going to Baton Rouge to hunt 'vaarks."
- Uncle Toast

"I really don't care for dinosaurs."
-Uncle Toast

“Beware the troubled minds of swordfish, but be more
ware the troubled minds of penfish; for the penfish
truly is mightier… I’m peeing… no, I don’t have to
pee, I am peeing……………(long pause)……………... I’m going to need three sponges, and maybe some raisins.”
-Uncle Toast

“The overnights are in. Blanket sales are down, but
my plant is a dingo-behavior-analyst at Washington
University.”
-Uncle Toast

"Are these my eggs? They're Susan's?"
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