If I were Hispanic I'd be your best bromigo. If I were Jewish I'd be your best Brostein. If I were German I'd be your best Brosworth. If I were Joe Rogan I'd be Joe Brogen If I were a rich white boy who owned his own horse, I'd be Brotholemew. But since I'm brown, I'm your Bromindher. Guess you can say, you've got a friend in me!