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Hey Piffany, Sombody asked me today if I was going to check out Comic-Con,... more »

Hey Piffany, Sombody asked me today if I was going to check out Comic-Con, as it is in town ( San Diego ).The first thing that popped into my head as she said that was Triumph the Dog interviewing a guy in a Darth Vadder costume as Triumph asks ” Which button calls your parents to come pick you up” I’m so glad you have that clip. Seriously, it’s one of the funniest things I ever saw. Thanks for having that. Good taste

Hey Piffany, I read your blog and this is just for your entertainment.

Dear... more »

Hey Piffany, I read your blog and this is just for your entertainment.

Dear Piffany, things can be hard when ur underage, but your pic and your hormones speak loudly. If your looking to satisfy your intermost thoughts then just leave a beer and a time card at every airport in America and wait to see if sombody takes the bait and jerks off as they realize that you probably made more money in allowence then they did working for the past year at AM-PM. The time card is just remind them how long they suck at life. Then take them to the strip and interduce them to to the lights that shine as bright as there loserdom. After that, just relish in your awsomeness as a young girl that is pimp on making olderage men think that they can still BEASTIE. However beastie to them usualy involves a pet and a friend who can keep a secret. -Douchebag

Dear easilydissolved, from my experience long term relationships are hard... more »

Dear easilydissolved, from my experience long term relationships are hard to do. As long as your heart is bigger than your moms basement then there is always hope. Just remind her that love knows no boundries or curfew. If you do decide to visit her remember to bring a bar stool with you just to throw off Chris Hansen’s element of surprise. But seriously if shes over 18 then tell her spring break just relocated to your pants she’s the guest of honor. – Douchebag