on vacation at the seashore, my parents and my brother and me went out for a pizza dinner! i started a club that my kid brother wanted to join so i told him he needed to pass the pepper test, where you put one of them hot pepper flakes under your eyelid thingy and just hold it. i must not have been thinking too good, cause he just had some eye operations soon before that. when my dad heard him cryin and saw his eye blood he carried me outside and put my hand under a chair and sat on it till i could say the alphabet all the way backwards. boy o boy, i knew he was fat, but he's really heavy too! now i know my alphabet front AND back!!
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