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Published July 18, 2012

 

 
|Trollzor|-----------: OMG I JUST SHIT MYSELF
|Trollzor|-----------: BRB
----------- L?ve: LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYYY
|Trollzor|-----------: Cleaned it
|Trollzor|-----------: my mom asked me what the smell is
|Trollzor|Brrrrraaanflakes: i told her it was the cat
|Trollzor|-----------: that he crappeds omewhere
|Trollzor|-----------: somewhere
|Trollzor|-----------: That actually kinda turned me on!
----------- L?ve: http://bit.ly/Huy8bZ
|Trollzor|-----------: ?
|Trollzor|-----------: I said it turned me on
|Trollzor|-----------: it gave me a boner
|Trollzor|-----------: and it felt nice and warm
----------- L?ve: his shit turned you on?
|Trollzor|-----------: no my shit
|Trollzor|-----------: when i shit myself
|Trollzor|-----------: it felt nice and warm and gave me a boner
----------- L?ve: ..
----------- L?ve: thats unethical
|Trollzor|-----------: ???
----------- L?ve: lol i wanted to say disgusting but nvm
----------- L?ve: xD
|Trollzor|-----------: -.-
|Trollzor|-----------: its not disgusting
|Trollzor|-----------: its actually kinda nice
|Trollzor|-----------: Try it? for me?
----------- L?ve: you want me to take a hot soft shit so that it turns me on?
|Trollzor|-----------: yes
----------- L?ve: dude, you want to know the last time i did that? the first day of my math exam. i went to the bathroom asap and used my entire fucking roll. i sat there, smelling my own shit, about to puke and all i can really do is sit and continue. hoping that i dont smell like this when i get out
----------- L?ve: so
----------- L?ve: no
|Trollzor|-----------: Dude
|Trollzor|-----------: Try it PLEASE
|Trollzor|-----------: It turns me on SOOO much
----------- L?ve: if i took a shit on you, would that turn you on?
|Trollzor|-----------: Yes, it would feel VERY nice and warm
|Trollzor|-----------: soothing
|Trollzor|-----------: relaxing
----------- L?ve: hm
----------- L?ve: and your not repelled
----------- L?ve: AT ALL?
|Trollzor|-----------: Repelled by what?
|Trollzor|-----------: Ohhhh
|Trollzor|-----------: No, im not its really sexy to me
----------- L?ve: my dirty asshole resting on your body leaking bodily waste fluids
|Trollzor|-----------: Okay?
|Trollzor|-----------: thats pretty sexy to me'
----------- L?ve: i dont get it
|Trollzor|-----------: Just turns me on dude
|Trollzor|-----------: it gives me a huge boner
----------- L?ve: well
----------- L?ve: if that floats your boat i guess
|Trollzor|-----------: i just love the feeling of wallowing in my own shit
|Trollzor|-----------: Dude
|Trollzor|-----------: Give it a try?
|Trollzor|-----------: please?
----------- L?ve: i always avoid those situations
|Trollzor|-----------: or shit in your toilet then -TOO GRAPHIC FOR HUMAN EYES-
|Trollzor|-----------: it feels nice
|Trollzor|-----------: or shit -TOO GRAPHIC FOR HUMAN EYES-
----------- L?ve: alright thats enough
----------- L?ve: subject change
|Trollzor|-----------: ???
|Trollzor|-----------: Dude please?
----------- L?ve: i'm sorry.
|Trollzor|-----------: :(
|Trollzor|-----------: im going to cry because you think im weird
----------- L?ve: your not weird
----------- L?ve: your fetishes are
|Trollzor|-----------: Then why dont you try this!
----------- L?ve: because it is unsanitary
|Trollzor|-----------: Who cares about fuckin sanitary
|Trollzor|-----------: i dont purell my own shit
|Trollzor|-----------: I just love it
|Trollzor|-----------: it feels VERY nice
|Trollzor|-----------: Its also funny when im joking around and wallowing in my own shit
|Trollzor|-----------: Lets move on
|Trollzor|-----------: Do you like pissing youself?
----------- L?ve: can we move on?
|Trollzor|-----------: Sure
|Trollzor|-----------: i wanna try pissing on myself
|Trollzor|-----------: waht about you?
|Trollzor|-----------: hello?
----------- L?ve: no.
|Trollzor|-----------: Okay.
|Trollzor|-----------: Well sometimes -TOO GRAPHIC FOR HUMAN EYES-
|Trollzor|-----------: i pee
|Trollzor|-----------: it feels good
|Trollzor|-----------: so im just wondering
|Trollzor|-----------: if peeing urself
|Trollzor|-----------: is the same
----------- L?ve: well try it out
|Trollzor|-----------: I was joking this whole time.
----------- L?ve: -__(\
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