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February 02, 2017
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"You're actively fighting against Indiana Jones."

You’re actively fighting against Indiana Jones.


You’re used to getting punched in the face.


You cry at the end of ‘Inglorious Bastards.’


When the waiter asks “May I take your order?” you scream back “YES, YOU MUST TAKE ORDERS!!”


You consistently march, but not for women or Muslims.


You think Hitler was a pretty good artist and you’re not talking about his paintings.


“First They Came” sounds like a to-do list.


You think you’re ironically being a fascist.


You refuse to attend two birthdays in one night because you’re a one-party guy.


You have the same facial hair as Michael Jordan.


You were murdered by Woody Guthrie’s guitar.


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