You’re actively fighting against Indiana Jones.
You’re used to getting punched in the face.
You cry at the end of ‘Inglorious Bastards.’
When the waiter asks “May I take your order?” you scream back “YES, YOU MUST TAKE ORDERS!!”
You consistently march, but not for women or Muslims.
You think Hitler was a pretty good artist and you’re not talking about his paintings.
“First They Came” sounds like a to-do list.
You think you’re ironically being a fascist.
You refuse to attend two birthdays in one night because you’re a one-party guy.
You have the same facial hair as Michael Jordan.
You were murdered by Woody Guthrie’s guitar.