Let Me Jack Your Internet Strat!

In the week since A Bajillion Hits first launched, we’ve driven deafening buzz, engaged hits from countless users across The Stratosphere, and emerged as the leading tech/social media strat site on The Whole Internet™.

But many people are still saying, “What is A Bajillion Hits? I don’t get it.” Well get this: we’ve used our expert corporate video-branding services to put together this handy introductory "Viral Vidifesto" that should address all your FAQs.

Remember how that trailer for The Social Network with the choral Radiohead song gave you chills? Well this trailer will be just like that, except 1,000 times even more chill. So watch it below. Now.