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October 25, 2017
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Poor guy.

Mia Khalifa is at it again.

The co-host of Complex’s “Out of Bounds” and former pornographic actress is notorious for her pursuit of star male athletes on social media, but doesn’t seem to have a great success rate.

So after her most recent rejection—this time by JuJu Smith-Schuster‏ of the Pittsburgh Steelers—she seems to be lowering her standards quite a bit.

Her newest target? Bartolo Colón.

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Seriously.

Nothing against the husky 44-year-old journeyman pitcher, who goes by the ironic nickname of “Big Sexy,” but clearly Khalifa is in full desperation mode at this point.

Check out these tweets from the wee hours of Wednesday morning:

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Yikes.

Not only is this lusting just straight-up weird, but it’s also very poorly thought out in every way. Colón is nearly twice Khalifa’s age, and more importantly, he has been married for 21 years.

This one isn’t going to work, Mia. Maybe you’re just not meant to be with a pro athlete after all.

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