If women ruled the world
If women ruled the world tall wars would be fought in supermarkets. Giant, big huge grocery stores with dozens of long aisles and in that war women would have the advantage. A man in a grocery store looks like a deer caught in headlights. Could you imagine if he encountered a frenzied mother-in-law with an AK-47 in the frozen section? It would be all over. Think about it next time you’re in aisle 7 and you see that huntress of canned goods turning the corner with her eyes focused like a hawk. Now just imagine the shopping cart is a bazooka. All women would have to do to wipe out the men in such a battle would be to corner them in the vegetable section, the variety in colors and types – the confusion between peaches and nectarines, cantaloupes and honeydew melons. Talk about the fog of war. The ladies would just have to thrown one grenade in there and you couldn’t tell the cucumbers from the fingers.