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March 30, 2009
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Not long ago, someone tried to scam me and luckily, I was savvy enough to smell the rodent and was able to save my bank account from being ripped off by £5000.

Since that time, I now get several hundred scam emails per day and usually they get dumped into my trash and never looked at. However, I'll never forget this particular email which I happened to stumble across a while ago and of which I found so utterly ridiculous I couldn'd help but reply to it, even though I wasn't sure it would have got back to the moron who went it me in the first place.

FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER:  
DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR)  FEDERAL MINISTRY
OF FINANCE,
SECRETARY:  MR. James Tony
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .

Attention:

My name is Mr. James Tony, I'm the personal Secretary to the new
Minister of Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the Minister to
urgently confirm from you if actually you know one BARRISTER FRANK
OKOH and COLLEAGUES who claim to be your business associate/ partner
in Nigeria .

The said BARRISTER FRANK OKOH is claiming to us that you are dead
and he will  like to change all the Information that you gave to us
as our bona fide beneficiary. Below is the new banking information
were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-

Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132
Phone: 405-773-1683  Fax: 405-722-6005ABA: 103000017 (all other)
ABA: 026009593 (International)
ACCT. #:003042656833
ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.
Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy

This development is coming now that the Ministry want to offset all
your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries’
around the world in which your payment file was affected.

As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of
$6.5Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really
true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it
automatically means that you are actually dead
and the information
passed to us by BARRISTER FRANK OKOH is correct.

You are to contact me through my email address as soon as you
receive this message so as to know the true position of things with
you so that we would not make any mistake in remitting your out-
standing payment to a wrong person/account.

Your swift response will help this ministry a lot. Do email me with
your full names and direct phone number for an easy communication,
your age and occupation to this effect.

Best Regards,

DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN  (OFR)
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF)
PERSONAL SECRETARY:  Mr. James Tony 

Sooooo, I couldn't let that one go. I had to reply!
"Yeah, I'm dead. I've been dead for about 5 weeks now, it's been a very upsetting time for my family so can you not bother us right now in this time of greiving because I am totally dead. I died in a terrible trampolining accident, it was way to bouncy for me and I shot into the air, leveled off at 10,000 feet and then plunged to my death as I miss-placed the trajectory of the trampoline on landing.........I'm so stupid, and now I'm dead."

Yours in death,

The girl who is dead..........

Mad huh??

Oh and I'd like to take this moment to pass on any apologies to anyone who is reading this who has been injured or has in fact died in a trampolining accident. I mean no disprespect...................
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