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August 07, 2011


Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. 
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar 
And stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on. 
The news crew was covering the story 
Of a man on the ledge of a large building 
Preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob
 and said, 
"Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, 
"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, 
"Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 
"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, 
The guy on the ledge 
Did a swan dive off the building, 
Falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, 
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.  
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, 
"I can't take your money. 
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, 
So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, 
"I did, too, 
But I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.