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Published July 10, 2009 More Info »
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Published July 10, 2009

here's a little story from my past.

ive not always been the upstanding pillar of society that i am now.  in fact, i've spent most of my adult life as an outlaw.  i've always tried to be righteous in my when it comes to others, but society didn't always see things my way.

i've seen the inside of a jail cell a time or two. this story comes from one of those times.

i had been arrested for one thing or another. and in the course of searching me to admit me, a female officer was rifling through my wallet, looking for incriminating contraband, no doubt.

"hey! i think i have a 'get out of jail free card' in there.", i said.

the office started laughing and holding up the card, said, "HE DOES!"

the whole room full of jail employees erupted in laughter.

the card didn't work...

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