Yeah, Hammacher Schlemmer has some giant giant products that serve no purpose whatsoever. Of course, we want them. Badly.
1. Gumball Machine - $3,900
2. Inflatable Water Slide - $9,000
3. Two Story Inflatable Black Cat - $299
4. Dog Cage - $1,750
5. 5ft Tall Stuffed Horse - $995
6. No Idea What The Fuck This Is. But I Want It - $35,000
7. Shoe Train (Makes the list because it's technically a shoe) - $3,900
8. Personal Submarine* - $2,000,000
*Technically not a giant product. But c'mon, it's an effing submarine that you can order from a catalogue. If you have 2 million dollars to spare, that is.