8 Gigantic Products From Hammacher Schlemmer (That You Totally Want)

Yeah, Hammacher Schlemmer has some giant giant products that serve no purpose whatsoever. Of course, we want them. Badly.

1. Gumball Machine - $3,900



2. Inflatable Water Slide - $9,000



3. Two Story Inflatable Black Cat - $299



4. Dog Cage - $1,750



5. 5ft Tall Stuffed Horse - $995


6. No Idea What The Fuck This Is. But I Want It - $35,000



7. Shoe Train (Makes the list because it's technically a shoe) - $3,900



8. Personal Submarine* - $2,000,000



*Technically not a giant product. But c'mon, it's an effing submarine that you can order from a catalogue. If you have 2 million dollars to spare, that is.