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December 31, 2014

Top 10 Christmas Jokes for Teachers

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?….A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
  3. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  4. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish!
  5. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
  6. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
  7. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  8. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
  9. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem!
  10. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!