- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
- What is the best Christmas present in the world?….A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
- What nationality is Santa?… North Polish!
- What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
- Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem!
- What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!