I went to the local bar last weekend with my best friend. We were walking around and twice we were standing by this guy who is a total douche monger, and she said did he fart? She was serious but having just watched I Love You, Man, I had that open house fart scene in my head. So we decided one of us would start. So my friend goes over to him and says did you fart? When she first went up him, he inclined his head towards her but as soon as he heard the question he completely pretended she wasn't there. So now was my turn, I went over and stood kinda near him and said very loudly smells like fart in here. We preceded to do this all night using basically the same three lines, did you fart, smells like fart or stop farting but in different ways. Who doesn't like fart jokes, well I guess that guy cause he was really mad. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I missed that, it was like the first time I saw The 40 Year Old Virgin.
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