It's like sitting in a KFC, watching a chicken wander in. Oh my god! Oh my God!
By the way, Paris - have you ever actually BEEN to a KFC? Don't worry, It's a real classy joint - the owner is a Colonel and evrything. Man...you're so beautiful. I hear you got a real good singing voice - you're like a blond Mary J. Blige. Listen, Paris, I hate to impose - but can you send me some of your perfume? It's for my kid-sister, see. She's a little retarded - but I'm hoping she'll grow up to be just like YOU. O.K. I gotts to go: There's a reality show coming on. It's about this blond girl and her friends - dealing with the whole brain-transplant experience. Come here, come here, give us a kiss - no? O.K.. Tell Tinkerbell I said hi - that poor dog. Did you make her eat your homework back in school? O.K. hugs and kisses. You're gorgeous, baby. I hope you and I can send each other messages everyday. O.K. Bye!!!