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October 09, 2017
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You may encounter things that you might think are Harvey Weinstein.

7 Things that can be easily mistaken for Harvey Weinstein

In recent days, several women came out and made claims that film producer Harvey Weinstein sexually harassed and assaulted them. What he did should never be condoned in any form of society. It took bravery for these women to say something after what he did. Weinstein was known for producing films. Now he’ll be known for producing weak apologies. If you ever encounter Harvey Weinstein, run for the hills. You may also encounter things that you might think are him.


Here are 7 Things that can be easily mistaken for Harvey Weinstein:

Henry J. Waternoose

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Lets start with the obvious. This is a monster from the movie Monsters Inc. His name is Henry J. Waternoose and he looks exactly like Harvey Weinstein. There’s no denying the uncanny resemblance. It’s also no coincidence they have the same initials.


Stop Signs

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If you look closely at a stop sign, its geometric figure resembles Harvey Weinstein’s body. Also, you never hear of anyone bragging about how they didn’t stop at the stop sign. The only way to catch someone is when a witness comes out and tells authorities… or tweets about it.


Bees

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Bees are evil. Yeah, they make honey. But let me tell you something, honey… Honey is usually a once in a lifetime purchase. No one regularly goes to the store to buy honey. What are you baking all the time that you need so much honey!?


Jellyfish

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Jellyfish don’t have a brain. Therefore they have no control over themselves when they drift near pretty women in the ocean at the beach and try to sting them.


1952 Ferrari

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Sure it’s worth a ton of money and had its moments back in the day, but it may not turn on any more no matter have many times you try and rev the engine.


Rock

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Some rocks can be cool, but many are dumb. You know when you find a dumb rock in the woods and for some reason you decide to turn it over and there’s just a nightmare going on underneath? All these mystical creatures you had no idea existed! How long have they been under there? Why are they under there? All we know is that they can’t wait to get the hell out of there!


Bears

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A bear is a vicious animal. They’re quick and can climb trees. They are willing to attack anyone and anything at the risk of their own lives.

Most notably, when a bear does something unchill and makes all the other bears look bad it can get kicked out of its own den even though it originally built that den in the first place.

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