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September 19, 2014
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Wendy is down on the barrel, She is at the last place where she wanted to work. She has to work at her Mother's Dental office.

Wendy Freshner #13
Written by: Kelly A. Brotman
09/19/2014

Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs
Sketch #13
Job Title: Dentist’s Receptionist.
Wendy Freshner: After being Candy’s stooge for the past two weeks, Wendy could not take being the scape goat any longer so she decided to work for her Mother.
Doctor Ruth Finnegan: Ruth is Wendy’s Mother. She is going through her mid-life crisis and it shows during her work ethnic.
Mister O’Jeffery:He remembers Wendy and all her faults. He does not realize it was his daughter who caused all the mischief.

Ext: Finnegan’s Dentistry Office Building.

INT: Finnegan’s Dentist Lobby.

(Wendy, Ruth, Mister O’Jeffery)

Wendy Freshner is asleep at her desk during her work shift. Ruth enters the scene.

Ruth
Wendy wake up! This is not your bedroom!

Wendy
(Half asleep) Five more minutes Mommy I do not want to go to school.

Ruth
Winifred Cher Freshner wake up this instant! This is a work place!

Ruth slams her hand hard against the desk’s surface.

Wendy
Fine I’m up at the lowest point in my summer jobs, working for my
(Pause)
(Shudders) Mother…

Ruth
Oh hush up now sister! We will have fun at this joint! Now get to the grind otherwise I will chirp you back home!

Wendy
Mother, that’s not how you…whatever this sucks anyway.

Ruth
You may find this suckage but I find this totally neato! So get to work so you can get your swag on!

Wendy
Mom, you are combining random slang words, that is not cool, your making yourself seem…

Ruth
Seem what young lady? I’m being your boss now, are you going mouth off to your boss?

Wendy
(Sighs) No…

Ruth
Now that’s better. Hop to it!

Ruth claps her hands and then skips off to her office.

Wendy
(Groans) My Mom is a teenager in a forty five year old body.

Mister O’Jeffery enters the sketch holding his cheek in agony.

Wendy
(Surprised) Oh Mister O’Jeefery hello. Are you in for an appointment for today.

Mister O’Jeffery
(Moans) Does your boss knows that he has hired a pervert?

Wendy
She is my mother.

Mister O’Jeffery
My regular dentist is not in?

Wendy
Doctor Freshner just got over a tough divorce and now is in Hawaii with his girlfriend excuse me I mean fiancé for a shot gun wedding.

Mister O’Jeffery
(Moans) I have to change dentists now my doctor is not here.

Wendy
My Mother is more than qualified to handle the procedure.

Mister O’Jeffery
I am only comfortable with a male doctor. They make better dentists.

Ruth reenters the scene blowing a bubble gum bubble then pops it.

Ruth
Well are you the mister masochistic.

Wendy
(Groans) Oh God Mom please do not make a scene.

Ruth
I have you know, women are much stronger and more efficient doctors than men. Why don’t you just come in so I can fix that dumb old cavity of yours.

Mister O’Jeffery
Over my dead body.

Ruth
That could be arranged.

Wendy
Mom remember your on parole for that Timberlake concert incident.

Ruth
It was falsified arrest. My shirt was not that see through.

Wendy
Mom they made you sign a restraining order!

Ruth
I was not that bad! I just wanted Justin Timberlake’s chapeau, is that not so terrible?

Wendy
He was wearing it Mom!

Mister O’Jeffery
I shall take my business elsewhere. Apparently Miss Freshner is not the only pervert in this family!

Mister O’Jeffery leaves the scene.

Wendy
Great, thanks to you we just lost one of the clients.

Ruth
What are you talking about Miss Freshner? Honestly, men like that are not worthy of our time.

Wendy
That man is practically one of the wealthiest men in California and you just tossed him out like a pair of slippers.

Ruth
(Sucks in a breathe of air) Do we have his number on file?

Wendy checks the computer files.

Wendy
We do.

Ruth
I guess we will have to call your father. Tell that scum bag that he better get back here in order to get his client. I am getting eighty percent of his clients’ payments.

Wendy
Will do Mom, surprised Mister O’Jeffery did not get the last name connection.

Ruth
(Sniffs) Well he is a man!

End of sketch.

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