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March 18, 2010


The   California Highway  

Patrol in the   Los Angeles  area recently found some amusement filling out reports in a series of car accidents..  As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant women's pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.  

The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node.  Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle.  Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design.  The witty student's idea worked for the college professors.

She was proudly driving her 'pubic beetle' until the CHP arrested the woman.  The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads.  The girl had to paint over her car's hood.  

Here's a picture of her VW before she had to repaint..

You don 't suppose the other drivers were driving along 
Going 'Twat was that?'  And was she charged with pubic indecency?  
It's a good thing she was picked up by the fuzz...  
I'll stop the cracks now.