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#1. Khakis #2. Polos #3. Golf

You may not have heard this (it might be Washington’s best-kept secret, even), but the GOP isn’t a huge fan of birth control. And when they take all forms of female contraception away you’re gonna have do something. Here are your options.

  • Thoughts and prayers
  • Ted Cruz face mask
  • Sperm travel ban
  • Obstinance
  • Calling your wife “Mother”
  • Pulling out (of the Paris Accord)
  • Border wall
  • Gerrymandering men and women into separate districts
  • Shame

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