You may not have heard this (it might be Washington’s best-kept secret, even), but the GOP isn’t a huge fan of birth control. And when they take all forms of female contraception away you’re gonna have do something. Here are your options.
- Thoughts and prayers
- Ted Cruz face mask
- Sperm travel ban
- Calling your wife “Mother”
- Pulling out (of the Paris Accord)
- Border wall
- Gerrymandering men and women into separate districts
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