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November 11, 2008
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WHEN I WAS THREE YEARS OLD I DID THIS WITH A PENNY... I STUCK IT IN, THERE WAS A LOUD POP, A BIG PUFF OF SMOKE, AND I WAS LITERALLY KNOCKED THREE FEET BACKWARDS... I REMEMBER MY FATHER RUNNING OVER TO CHECK ON ME, LAUGHING.
I REMEMBER I WASNT CRYING AND HE LOOKED ME OVER , DETERMINED I WAS O.K., AND HE TOOK MY PENNY. THEN I CRIED. I HEARD MOM ASK DAD WHAT HAPPENED AND HE TOLD HER. SHE ASKED HIM IF HE WAS SURE I WAS O.K... HE SAID SURE, CANT YOU HEAR HIM CRYING... THEN THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME WHEN OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR COULDNT GET HIS LAWNMOWER STARTED, I WALKED OVER AND HE SAID GRAB HOLD OF THE END OF THAT WHITE THING STICKING OUT THE SIDE OF THE MOTOR, THEN HE PULLED THE CORD.  KNOCKED ME ON MY BUTT AGAIN, HE SAID, WELL I GUESS ITS NOT THE SPARKPLUG....STILL SKEERED OF LECTRICITY TODAY.
SO AS YOU CAP AWAY TODAY TRY TO REMEMBER ONE OF THOSE EXCITING LITTLE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THAT WE ALL HAVE... AND PURGE YOU SOUL.

"WILLIBOY" WROTE...
I WAS READIN SOMEWHERE YOU SAID YOU IS 6FT9, DAMN U ONE BIG PHUKUHP HAHAHAHAH
1ST PLACE, "JASON2K1"... "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH"
RUNNER UP, "LIZARDLADYFLA"... "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG"
HONORABLE MENTION, "LEELPC04"... "TUNANATOR"

SO CONGRATULATIONS "JASON2K1" FOR BEING SELECTED TODAYS WINNER.
PLEASE TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES AS PICKER OF THE CAPTION WINNER SANCTIMONIOUS AND SACRED TODAY... EVERYONE ON YOUR KNEES AND HONOUR TODAYS CAPTION KING.

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