NETFLIX ANNOUNCES PRISON REALITY SERIES “HILLARY CLINTON 2016…TO LIFE”
Candidate Vows to Run the White House from the Big House if Elected.
Las Vegas, CA – After a press conference that should get her 16 years to life, Clinton signs a reality show deal with Netflix to ensure she can continue her campaign exposure even from behind bars.
Under fire for keeping a private email server - allegedly containing classified information in a super secure apartment bathroom - Clinton’s advisors issued a statement shortly after her presser, stating, “this nontroversy is preposterous. Hillary turned over her email server to the FBI immediately after lighting it on fire.”
In a heated exchange, a Fox News reporter asked Mrs. Clinton if she was actually the official that bbq’d her server. Clinton laughed off the question. “Like Donald Trump, I fire a lot of things,” she joked.
Clinton was taken into FBI custody shortly after her admission. A Clinton spokeswoman explained. “Her voluntary arrest was completely voluntary and is nothing more than a right wing smear tactic,” claimed the spokesperson.
Clinton vowed to run the White House from the big house if elected and issued a bold campaign promise. “The first thing I will do in office is pardon myself. Let’s do this!”
The reality show - entitled “Hillary Clinton…2016 to Life” - will launch just in time for the 2016 election, stated a Netflix spokesman. Clinton is also updating her book to capture her experience.